{"product_id":"twat-adine-joke-pill-box","title":"Twat-adine Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the mate who's been asking for this one for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents Twat-adine — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe mate who's finally earned this particular diagnosis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGroup chat gifts, Secret Santa among close friends, or \"you know exactly why\" moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose behaviour has become a running joke within the friendship group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who'll laugh hardest at their own expense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA word before you buy\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis product uses fairly strong British slang as part of the joke, both on the packaging and in the product name. It's best suited to close friends who already give as good as they get — not new colleagues, distant relatives, or anyone who might not see the funny side. If you're after something a little gentler, Anti-Prickotic is a milder version of the same joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics Twat-adine joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — more prescriptions available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443211597,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-007","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/twat-adine-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-7310962.jpg?v=1785497244","url":"https:\/\/banterbiotics.com\/products\/twat-adine-joke-pill-box","provider":"Banterbiotics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}