{"product_id":"slutraline-joke-pill-box","title":"Slutraline Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the one who's already living up to the name.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents Slutraline — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis the whole group will recognise immediately. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe bride-to-be, maid of honour, or whoever's earned the title within the group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHen party gift bags, girls' weekends away, or 18th, 21st and 30th birthday celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose friend group already has an ongoing joke about this exact thing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-gifting, for the friend who can absolutely take it as well as she gives it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA word before you buy\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis product uses cheeky, sexually suggestive language as part of the joke, both on the packaging and in the product name. It's intended as light-hearted fun between close friends who already share this kind of humour — best suited to hen parties, girls' nights and birthday celebrations rather than gifts for colleagues, casual acquaintances, or anyone who might not appreciate the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics Slutraline joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — more prescriptions available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443178829,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-008","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/slutraline-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-7461866.jpg?v=1787817373","url":"https:\/\/banterbiotics.com\/products\/slutraline-joke-pill-box","provider":"Banterbiotics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}