{"product_id":"propercuntamol-joke-pill-box","title":"ProperCuntamol Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the mate who gives as good as they get.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents ProperCuntamol — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis that pulls absolutely no punches. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a gag gift that works on two levels: the visual joke when they first spot the box, and the actual sweets once they realise they've been had.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe mate who gives as good as they get\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe colleague whose desk drawer is already full of inside jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecret Santa, white elephant, or \"I saw this and thought of you\" moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who'd rather have a proper laugh than a polite card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA word before you buy\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis product uses strong, explicit British slang as part of the joke, both on the packaging and in the product name. It's intended for adult recipients with a thick skin and a fondness for near-the-knuckle humour — not for children, colleagues you don't know well, or anyone who might take it the wrong way. If you're unsure about the recipient, Oldfartofen offers the same laugh with gentler language.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics ProperCuntamol joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — more prescriptions available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443244365,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-001","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/propercuntamol-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-5321650.jpg?v=1785497243","url":"https:\/\/banterbiotics.com\/products\/propercuntamol-joke-pill-box","provider":"Banterbiotics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}