{"product_id":"oldfartofen-joke-pill-box","title":"Oldfartofen Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen an ordinary birthday card just isn't funny enough, prescribe some Oldfartofen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents Oldfartofen — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a warning that it targets grumpiness and excessive groaning. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a gag gift that works on two levels: the visual joke when they first spot the box, and the actual sweets once they realise they've been had. No batteries, no assembly required — just a laugh, followed by something sweet to eat straight afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe grandad who's always \"a bit stiff in the mornings\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe mum who swears she needs this \"just to cope with everyone\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetirement parties, milestone birthdays from 50th to 90th, Father's Day, or any over-the-hill celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who'd rather have a dry, deadpan joke than a glittery card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics Oldfartofen joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — pairs naturally with AntiOldGitamol, and more prescriptions are available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443440973,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-006","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/oldfartofen-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-6793694.jpg?v=1785497243","url":"https:\/\/banterbiotics.com\/products\/oldfartofen-joke-pill-box","provider":"Banterbiotics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}