{"product_id":"arse-lickercillin-joke-pill-box","title":"Arse-Lickercillin Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the colleague who's always first to agree with the boss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents Arse-Lickercillin — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis every office will recognise instantly. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a gag gift that works on two levels: the visual joke when they first spot the box, and the actual sweets once they realise they've been had. No batteries, no assembly required — just a laugh, followed by something sweet to eat straight afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe colleague who volunteers for everything the boss suggests\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice Secret Santa, leaving dos, white elephant swaps, or \"you know exactly why\" desk gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTeam leads and managers who can take a joke as well as they give one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose LinkedIn activity is suspiciously enthusiastic about company updates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics Arse-Lickercillin joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — more prescriptions available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443342669,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-009","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/arse-lickercillin-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-7767170.jpg?v=1785497244","url":"https:\/\/banterbiotics.com\/products\/arse-lickercillin-joke-pill-box","provider":"Banterbiotics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}