{"product_id":"antioldgitamol-joke-pill-box","title":"AntiOldGitamol Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the grumpiness that never quite goes away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents AntiOldGitamol — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a promise to keep grumpy symptoms under control. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhere Oldfartofen targets a specific flare-up of grumpiness and groaning, AntiOldGitamol takes a longer view — this is the daily maintenance dose for the relative whose grumpiness isn't a passing phase, it's a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe grandad, dad or mum who's been \"a bit set in their ways\" for decades, not just since their last birthday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetirement parties, milestone birthdays from 50th to 90th, Father's Day, or any over-the-hill celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepeat gifting — the sort of present you can give the same person two years running and it's still funny\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who'd rather have a dry, deadpan joke than a glittery card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics AntiOldGitamol joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — pairs naturally with Oldfartofen, and more prescriptions are available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443146061,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-004","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/antioldgitamol-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-7666655.jpg?v=1785497244","url":"https:\/\/banterbiotics.com\/products\/antioldgitamol-joke-pill-box","provider":"Banterbiotics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}