{"product_id":"adhd-joke-pill-box","title":"A.D.H.D Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the wonderfully distractible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents A.D.H.D — Always. Distracted. Hunting. Dopamine. — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box for the moment everything else suddenly feels urgent except the one thing you were meant to be doing. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFound it. It's jelly beans. It was jelly beans the whole time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's ever described their own brain as \"a browser with 47 tabs open\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-gifting, because sometimes the funniest present is the one you buy for yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend who'll read the label and immediately send back \"this is so me\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays, thinking-of-you gifts, or just because you saw it and knew exactly who needed it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA word on tone\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is meant as affectionate, self-aware humour — the kind of joke people with ADHD make about their own brains, not a joke made at their expense. It's designed to be bought by ADHDers for themselves, or given between friends who share the same wiring and find the recognition funny rather than reductive. It contains no medication, real or implied, and isn't intended as commentary on anyone's actual diagnosis or treatment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics A.D.H.D joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — more prescriptions available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443309901,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-002","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/adhd-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-1563313.jpg?v=1787878466","url":"https:\/\/banterbiotics.com\/products\/adhd-joke-pill-box","provider":"Banterbiotics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}