{"title":"Funny Hen Do Gifts","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the gift table, the group photo, and the friend who'll take it exactly as intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cheeky end of the Banterbiotics range — built for hen parties, girls' nights and the sort of friendship where this kind of joke has been running for years. Sexual innuendo throughout, so choose your recipient with the same care you'd choose the venue.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnder a tenner each, filled with 50g of jelly beans and ready to gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"slutraline-joke-pill-box","title":"Slutraline Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the one who's already living up to the name.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents Slutraline — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis the whole group will recognise immediately. 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