{"title":"Funny Gifts for Men","description":"\u003cp\u003eBuying for a man is famously difficult, which is why he's had socks for eleven years running.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are the alternative: funny gifts for men that look like something he's picked up from the pharmacy, right up until he reads the name on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"antioldgitamol-joke-pill-box","title":"AntiOldGitamol Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the grumpiness that never quite goes away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents AntiOldGitamol — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a promise to keep grumpy symptoms under control. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhere Oldfartofen targets a specific flare-up of grumpiness and groaning, AntiOldGitamol takes a longer view — this is the daily maintenance dose for the relative whose grumpiness isn't a passing phase, it's a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe grandad, dad or mum who's been \"a bit set in their ways\" for decades, not just since their last birthday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetirement parties, milestone birthdays from 50th to 90th, Father's Day, or any over-the-hill celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepeat gifting — the sort of present you can give the same person two years running and it's still funny\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who'd rather have a dry, deadpan joke than a glittery card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics AntiOldGitamol joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — pairs naturally with Oldfartofen, and more prescriptions are available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443146061,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-004","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/antioldgitamol-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-7666655.jpg?v=1785497244"},{"product_id":"twat-adine-joke-pill-box","title":"Twat-adine Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the mate who's been asking for this one for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents Twat-adine — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe mate who's finally earned this particular diagnosis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGroup chat gifts, Secret Santa among close friends, or \"you know exactly why\" moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose behaviour has become a running joke within the friendship group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who'll laugh hardest at their own expense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA word before you buy\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis product uses fairly strong British slang as part of the joke, both on the packaging and in the product name. It's best suited to close friends who already give as good as they get — not new colleagues, distant relatives, or anyone who might not see the funny side. If you're after something a little gentler, Anti-Prickotic is a milder version of the same joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics Twat-adine joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — more prescriptions available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443211597,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-007","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/twat-adine-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-7310962.jpg?v=1785497244"},{"product_id":"propercuntamol-joke-pill-box","title":"ProperCuntamol Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the mate who gives as good as they get.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents ProperCuntamol — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis that pulls absolutely no punches. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a gag gift that works on two levels: the visual joke when they first spot the box, and the actual sweets once they realise they've been had.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe mate who gives as good as they get\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe colleague whose desk drawer is already full of inside jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecret Santa, white elephant, or \"I saw this and thought of you\" moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who'd rather have a proper laugh than a polite card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA word before you buy\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis product uses strong, explicit British slang as part of the joke, both on the packaging and in the product name. It's intended for adult recipients with a thick skin and a fondness for near-the-knuckle humour — not for children, colleagues you don't know well, or anyone who might take it the wrong way. If you're unsure about the recipient, Oldfartofen offers the same laugh with gentler language.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics ProperCuntamol joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — more prescriptions available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443244365,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-001","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/propercuntamol-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-5321650.jpg?v=1785497243"},{"product_id":"lixalottacox-joke-pill-box","title":"Lixalottacox Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who's already living up to the reputation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents Lixalottacox — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis the whole group will find instantly recognisable. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend whose reputation is already an ongoing group joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHen parties, stag dos, girls' nights and bachelorette celebrations among close friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who'd rather laugh at an obvious joke than tiptoe around one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA word before you buy\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis product uses explicit sexual innuendo as part of the joke, both on the packaging and in the product name. It's intended purely as light-hearted fun between close friends who already share this kind of humour — not suitable for children, colleagues, casual acquaintances, or anyone who might find explicit language uncomfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics Lixalottacox joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. 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Dopamine. — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box for the moment everything else suddenly feels urgent except the one thing you were meant to be doing. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFound it. It's jelly beans. 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Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a gag gift that works on two levels: the visual joke when they first spot the box, and the actual sweets once they realise they've been had. 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Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a gag gift that works on two levels: the visual joke when they first spot the box, and the actual sweets once they realise they've been had. No batteries, no assembly required — just a laugh, followed by something sweet to eat straight afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe colleague whose confidence has recently outpaced their competence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe mate who's been getting a bit big for their boots lately\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice Secret Santa, leaving dos, white elephant swaps, or \"you know exactly why\" gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who'd rather make the point with a laugh than an awkward conversation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics Dickheadamins joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. 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