{"title":"Funny Gifts for Colleagues","description":"\u003cp\u003eDiagnosed by HR. Prescribed by us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery office has them — the one who agrees with whoever spoke last, the one whose confidence has outpaced their competence, the one who's a bit much before their morning coffee. These are the gifts for exactly those people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGood for Secret Santa, leaving dos, desk gifts and \"you know exactly why I got you this\" moments. Under a tenner, filled with 50g of jelly beans, ready to gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"arse-lickercillin-joke-pill-box","title":"Arse-Lickercillin Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the colleague who's always first to agree with the boss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents Arse-Lickercillin — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis every office will recognise instantly. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a gag gift that works on two levels: the visual joke when they first spot the box, and the actual sweets once they realise they've been had. No batteries, no assembly required — just a laugh, followed by something sweet to eat straight afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe colleague who volunteers for everything the boss suggests\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice Secret Santa, leaving dos, white elephant swaps, or \"you know exactly why\" desk gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTeam leads and managers who can take a joke as well as they give one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose LinkedIn activity is suspiciously enthusiastic about company updates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics Arse-Lickercillin joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. 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Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a gag gift that works on two levels: the visual joke when they first spot the box, and the actual sweets once they realise they've been had. 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Emotionally necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents Anti-Prickotic — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis that doesn't beat around the bush. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a gag gift that works on two levels: the visual joke when they first spot the box, and the actual sweets once they realise they've been had. 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