{"title":"Funny Birthday Gifts","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnother year older, and still no idea what to buy them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny birthday gifts that look like they came from the pharmacy and turn out to be a diagnosis of whatever they've been doing wrong all year. Milestone birthdays, teenage birthdays, the ones they've decided not to acknowledge — there's a condition for each.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll under a tenner, all filled with 50g of jelly beans, all ready to gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"antioldgitamol-joke-pill-box","title":"AntiOldGitamol Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the grumpiness that never quite goes away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents AntiOldGitamol — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a promise to keep grumpy symptoms under control. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhere Oldfartofen targets a specific flare-up of grumpiness and groaning, AntiOldGitamol takes a longer view — this is the daily maintenance dose for the relative whose grumpiness isn't a passing phase, it's a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe grandad, dad or mum who's been \"a bit set in their ways\" for decades, not just since their last birthday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetirement parties, milestone birthdays from 50th to 90th, Father's Day, or any over-the-hill celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepeat gifting — the sort of present you can give the same person two years running and it's still funny\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who'd rather have a dry, deadpan joke than a glittery card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics AntiOldGitamol joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — pairs naturally with Oldfartofen, and more prescriptions are available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443146061,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-004","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/antioldgitamol-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-7666655.jpg?v=1785497244"},{"product_id":"slutraline-joke-pill-box","title":"Slutraline Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the one who's already living up to the name.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents Slutraline — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis the whole group will recognise immediately. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe bride-to-be, maid of honour, or whoever's earned the title within the group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHen party gift bags, girls' weekends away, or 18th, 21st and 30th birthday celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose friend group already has an ongoing joke about this exact thing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-gifting, for the friend who can absolutely take it as well as she gives it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA word before you buy\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis product uses cheeky, sexually suggestive language as part of the joke, both on the packaging and in the product name. It's intended as light-hearted fun between close friends who already share this kind of humour — best suited to hen parties, girls' nights and birthday celebrations rather than gifts for colleagues, casual acquaintances, or anyone who might not appreciate the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics Slutraline joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — more prescriptions available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443178829,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-008","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/slutraline-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-7461866.jpg?v=1787817373"},{"product_id":"twat-adine-joke-pill-box","title":"Twat-adine Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the mate who's been asking for this one for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents Twat-adine — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe mate who's finally earned this particular diagnosis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGroup chat gifts, Secret Santa among close friends, or \"you know exactly why\" moments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose behaviour has become a running joke within the friendship group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who'll laugh hardest at their own expense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA word before you buy\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis product uses fairly strong British slang as part of the joke, both on the packaging and in the product name. It's best suited to close friends who already give as good as they get — not new colleagues, distant relatives, or anyone who might not see the funny side. If you're after something a little gentler, Anti-Prickotic is a milder version of the same joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics Twat-adine joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. A novelty confectionery gift for adults, containing no medication or active ingredients of any kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull ingredient, allergen and nutritional information is in the Ingredients, Allergens \u0026amp; Nutrition section on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Banterbiotics range — more prescriptions available.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Banterbiotics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54397443211597,"sku":"BANTERBIOTICS-007","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/0794\/0429\/files\/twat-adine-funny-prescription-pill-box-banterbiotics-7310962.jpg?v=1785497244"},{"product_id":"adhd-joke-pill-box","title":"A.D.H.D Funny Prescription Pill Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the wonderfully distractible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents A.D.H.D — Always. Distracted. Hunting. Dopamine. — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box for the moment everything else suddenly feels urgent except the one thing you were meant to be doing. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFound it. It's jelly beans. 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No batteries, no assembly required — just a laugh, followed by something sweet to eat straight afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe colleague whose confidence has recently outpaced their competence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe mate who's been getting a bit big for their boots lately\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice Secret Santa, leaving dos, white elephant swaps, or \"you know exactly why\" gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who'd rather make the point with a laugh than an awkward conversation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Banterbiotics Dickheadamins joke pill box containing 50g of assorted fruit-flavoured jelly beans, sealed inside and ready to gift — no flat-pack assembly, and no sweets to add yourself. 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Emotionally necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanterbiotics presents Anti-Prickotic — a spot-on parody of a pharmacy pill box, complete with deadpan \"For Oral Use, Fast Acting\" labelling and a diagnosis that doesn't beat around the bush. Open it up, though, and the only thing inside is 50g of genuinely tasty assorted fruit jelly beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a gag gift that works on two levels: the visual joke when they first spot the box, and the actual sweets once they realise they've been had. 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